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APT stands for the following:

Ate Plenty Tacos – For taco enthusiasts. 🌮

Always Procrastinating Today – A motto for procrastinators. 🕒

Advanced Pizza Technology – Revolutionizing your pizza experience. 🍕

Allergic to Physical Training – For those avoiding the gym. 🏋️

Anxiously Pretending Together – A social anxiety support group. 😅

Absolutely Perfect Timing – For the one who's always punctual. ⏰

A Potato Thing – Dedicated to all things potato. 🥔

Average Person Trying – A relatable life motto. 😌

Accidentally Purchased Turtles – Who hasn’t? 🐢

Artificially Planted Trees – An eco-friendly spin. 🌳

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Here’s a list of outrageous reasons a father might call in the middle of the night and yell at you:

1. He thinks you stole his favourite socks.
2. You didn’t say “Happy Birthday” to the family dog.
3. He’s convinced you borrowed his tools 10 years ago and never returned them.
4. You left a single light on in the house... and now the power bill is astronomical.
5. He just realized you "lost" that baseball glove in Little League.
6. He had a dream you crashed his car—so now he’s preemptively angry.
7. The grill you cleaned last summer wasn’t spotless, and he just noticed.
8. He thinks you’re the reason his Wi-Fi won’t work (even though you're not even there).
9. You didn’t call to remind him to take the trash out, and now he’s mad he forgot.
10. You posted a photo of him on social media without getting his approval.
11. He can’t find the remote, and he's sure you moved it during your last visit.
12. He’s upset because he just learned how much avocado toast costs, and he’s blaming your generation.
13. He’s convinced you know where his missing left shoe went.
14. The neighbor told him your childhood bike was in their yard, and he needs an explanation.
15. You didn’t fax him something he didn’t need in the first place.
16. He suddenly remembered a chore you forgot to do when you were 12.
17. He heard a random noise outside and is convinced it’s your fault somehow.
18. He blames you for a team losing the championship—years ago.
19. The fridge door squeaks, and he suspects you broke it during your last holiday visit.
20. He just discovered TikTok, and he’s mad you didn’t warn him about how addictive it is.

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[Act I, Scene I – A Chamber of Reflection]

Enter Lady Alter and Sir Ego, two parts of the same soul, in dialogue.

Lady Alter:
What visage dost thou see upon my brow?
Is't me, or art thou gazing at my shadow?
A tempest fierce within my breast does swell,
A war 'twixt light and dark, heaven and hell.

Sir Ego:
Nay, thou art thyself, and yet thou art not.
A mirror split; one face in shadow caught.
Thy tongue doth cut like daggers sharp and keen,
Yet silken words beneath thy wrath are seen.

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