Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire
Unconventional Heroes, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Fred Berman
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L.G. Estrella
About this listen
Two necromancers, a dragon, and a vampire - it sounds like a shortcut to disaster, and for Timmy, it’s certainly looking that way.
To earn his pardon and avoid becoming yet another necromancer statistic, Timmy has to work for the Council. From bandit uprisings to giant sea serpents and ogre invasions, Timmy and the others are there to save the day - sort of.
And despite relying on overly intelligent ninja rats, an elf who believes that fire is the answer to everything, a bureaucrat who struggles to stay conscious through an entire fight, and a precocious apprentice who has designs on his castle, property damage per mission is down, they haven’t blown up another mountain, and they’ve gone several missions without ripping a hole in reality.
Naturally, it won’t last.
When the dragon egg their resident pyromaniac stole hatches to reveal the world’s cuddliest harbinger of death, Timmy and the others are dragged into a pair of diabolically dangerous missions. Breaking out of one of the world’s most secure prisons was hard enough. Now, they have to break back in to rescue a vampire.
And then there’s the Eye of the Abyss. Does your country have a problem with a divine artefact capable of singlehandedly winning a war? Don’t worry. Just send Timmy and the gang. They’ll handle it, and Timmy might even get to live every necromancer’s dream with - zombie pirates.
Timmy and the others want their pardons, and they’re not going to let anyone stop them, not armies, not fleets, not even the most powerful empire the world has ever seen that just so happens to hold a centuries-old grudge against Everton.
The world is going to learn a very important lesson: never, ever underestimate a necromancer with a shovel and time to plan.
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- NJK71
- 16-12-22
Pretty Good
Interesting magic system, fun feeling characters, overall just really good story with a decent plot
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- Ian Morgan
- 22-07-22
Building on great characters
The characters continue to be well developed and drive the narrative. The performance is just sublime and really helps the characters come alive. The story progresses further and the new character(s) add to the dynamics. It really is a fun tale that balances light and shade.
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- Craig D
- 17-05-22
Top notch
Really good. Fun, good natured and genuinely funny. This series has been a very good find
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- G.F.
- 28-04-23
Read the first book before this one.
Yet again an excellent story which is brilliantly read. But do listen to the first book before this one as the story continues and isn't a stand alone.
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- Kristian Forslek
- 14-08-23
It's so funny.
I loved this Book.
It's funny and have a great story. A must read.
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- Jay P.
- 02-03-24
Character creation and variety
Nothing to dislike here, give it a go I’m sure you’ll love it as I do
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- Anonymous User
- 12-01-23
Gripping, had me laughing out loud!
Another great instalment which had me laughing out loud, sitting in the edge of my seat and rooting for the unlikeliest bunch of misfit heroes the world has ever seen!
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- CFDeane
- 02-01-23
Superb third instalment
I was not disappointed and well pleased with this third book in the series.
Funny, clever, gory and masterfully performed. Love it!
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- Rhie34
- 05-06-23
Brilliant, Funny, Exiting
I love this series it gives me everything I want and more from a good fantasy novel! Great characters and backstories, great world building, hilarious lines and fantastic action, it's also narrated amazingly and the narrator is perfect for it. I love how each book builds beautifully on the last without being boring or repetitive and I love the introduction of new and interesting characters to the strange little family Timmy accidentally builds along the way! 10/10 would recommend, has laugh out loud moments and is just brilliantly written!
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- beth smith
- 30-08-23
Loved it
Quirky, great world building and really funny, great light read and easy to sink into
Absurd situations? Yes, but it’s so fun!
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