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Twas the Bite before Christmas

By: Drac Von Stoller
Narrated by: Dan Absalonson
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Summary

It was Christmas Eve night just like all the other Christmas Eve's night before it, but this Christmas Eve night things were about to become ugly for Santa Claus. As Santa was climbing down the chimney he climbed down one he should have passed by. This chimney happened to be Castle Drac Von Stoller's and the Count was in no mood for any visitors, but Santa had no idea he was climbing down the chimney of a blood sucking vampire. Just as Santa was dusting off the ash from the chimney from his suit Count Drac Von Stoller's eyes were blazing red staring right at Santa. Santa said, "Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!" Count Drac Von Stoller replied, "What are you doing in my castle uninvited?" Santa chuckled and said "It's Christmas Eve, and I brought gifts to place under the tree for you and your family to open on Christmas Day."

©2014 Drac Von Stoller (P)2014 Drac Von Stoller
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