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  • This Shit Only Happens to Me

  • By: K-D.
  • Narrated by: K-D.
  • Length: 40 mins

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This Shit Only Happens to Me

By: K-D.
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Summary

It’s all fun and games...until somebody goes to jail. Grab some herbal tea. You’ll need it.

Here are 10 wild true tales, including:

  • "Short and Unsweet"
  • "Kissing Cousins"
  • "Tag, You It!"
  • "It Was 100 Degrees That Day!"

The stories cover scenarios such as these:

  • When I met my best friend, he was on trial. I was on the jury.
  • One night my homegirl bailed on me. She went clubbing. I went to jail.
  • The reason I escaped being arrested at work.
  • Which relative I accidentally dated.
  • What's with my college roommate and rubbing alcohol?

I can’t make this stuff up.

©2019 K-D. (P)2019 K-D.
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