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The Very Curious Life of Dwayne Crokum

The Entertaining, Funny and Risqué Life of a Spoof Country Singer (Songs Included, Sorry)

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The Very Curious Life of Dwayne Crokum

By: Noah F. N. Hope
Narrated by: Noah F. N. Hope
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The aim of this book is to entertain the listener and to bring a bit of laughter into the world.

Written by his agent, Noah F. N. Hope, they told him to make his grammar good. "How can I?" he said. "My gram-ma died when I was young. Can't bring her back, you fool."

This sums up the level of this book about the hilarious and smutty story of the spoof country singer, Dwayne Crokum who could sell the idea that he was good to the unsuspecting public.

It tries to answer the question about whether he is alive or dead and who cares, anyway.

This story tries to justify the horrible songs and singing of the world’s most undiscovered superstar. The bad news is that the words to his songs are included and there are lots of them.

Reviews:

"Abserlootly grate" Redneck News

"Fantastic. Worth every nickel." D. Crokum

"Best backside wipin' paper ah've ever used." Desperate Times (difficult with Kindle and audiobooks)

"Thank goodness it is short". Most contributors

"Dwayne puts the seedy in CD." Music Lover's Weakly

"I wet myself reading this book". Ian Continent

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Funny. Enjoyed it very much

Different but made me laugh. Unusual to have songs even though the volume was a bit low on some as part of the joke, I guess.

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