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  • The Royal Art of Poison

  • Fatal Cosmetics, Deadly Medicines and Murder Most Foul
  • By: Eleanor Herman
  • Narrated by: Joan Walker
  • Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (270 ratings)

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Summary

The story of poison is the story of power....

For centuries, royal families have feared the gut-roiling, vomit-inducing agony of a little something added to their food or wine by an enemy. To avoid poison, they depended on tasters, unicorn horns and antidotes tested on condemned prisoners.

Servants licked the royal family’s spoons, tried on their underpants and tested their chamber pots. Ironically, royals terrified of poison were unknowingly poisoning themselves daily with their cosmetics, medications and filthy living conditions.

Women wore makeup made with lead. Physicians prescribed mercury enemas, arsenic skin cream, drinks of lead filings and potions of human fat and skull, fresh from the executioner.

The Royal Art of Poison is a hugely entertaining work of popular history that traces the use of poison as a political - and cosmetic - tool in the royal courts of Western Europe from the Middle Ages to the Kremlin today.

©2018 Eleanor Herman (P)2019 W. F. Howes Ltd

Critic reviews

"A macabre and entertaining romp...Herman writes vividly and with great humor, combining detailed research with easy narrative, making her book both enthralling and sinister." (The Washington Times)

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So interesting!

People have been devious as long as we have existed! Poisoning each other for power, hate and love. Very interesting history and study of poisonings or suspected poisonings.

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A history buffs delight- with some nasty bits

A great listen for any history buff. It doesn’t just cover royals but also we’ll other well know people from history. From Caravaggio to Mozart and countless other personalities it’s well worth a listen!

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Horrible Histories for Grownups

This is a wonderful book full of interesting historical stories performed with a fluid, charming and well-enunciated voice.

I made the mistake of listening to it while eating and became quite nauseous. If you're looking for cheerful history that will make you squirm, you have found it. I have seldom been so entranced by descriptions of gore. I recommend this book.

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Fascinating history, beautifully narrated

I absolutely loved this book. Fascinating in its details, well structured and perfectly narrated.

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Brilliant!

Absolutely amazing listening. Glimpse of historical hygiene and deathly instincts.
Written with humour, amazingly narrated. Enjoyed every moment of this book (even the gross parts)
I'm considering buying printed copy now.

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Very enjoyable

Really enjoyed this book and the format of it works well. lots of thought and hard work has clearly gone into putting this book together

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surprising, interesting and funny.

A great exploration of intentional and unintentional poisoning through history. Full of really interesting and well-researched information or a range of common-place practices and medical recommendations that would definitely be avoided (perhaps not 'like the plague') today. Great case studies and reasoned observations. I would definitely recommend this book.
Very clear reading and structure, the only minor issue is that sometimes the jumping about through historical periods was occasionally confusing.
Definitely worth listening to.

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Really interesting read

Really enjoyed this informative book, packed with stories that are sometimes grim, sad or bizarre. A canter through the changing history of poisons bringing us up to the present. If you enjoy history and maybe it's darker side, you should enjoy this book.

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I took a star off because

at the end of the book, the writer advises autism is up there with dementia as a disease of our age that we contribute to with modern living. Sounds like BS to me, I am certain Autism was a common condition throughout history, and has served a great many people to the good. Otherwise a very intriguing and entertaining book.

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fascinating and terrifying

very well read. extremely informative with historical reference. modern assassination being so easy with new poisons.

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