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The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre
Roman Garstang Disasters
By: Mark Lowery
Narrated by: Rupert Degas
Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
4.7 out of 5 stars (17 ratings)

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Summary

The sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic Roman Garstang Adventure series.

It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to.

It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day....