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The Hotel Avocado

By: Bob Mortimer
Narrated by: Bob Mortimer, Sally Phillips, Paul Whitehouse, Julie Maisey
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THE NUMBER ONE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
CHOSEN BY WATERSTONES AS ONE OF THEIR BEST CRIME & THRILLER BOOKS OF 2024

'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else, and this is a rollicking old-school yarn' The Guardian

‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times

WARNING - this book includes: heavy crimes, car journeys, dreadfulness, large fruits, romance, planning applications, and a lot of pie.

Gary Thorn is struggling with a big decision. Should he stay in London, wallowing in the safety of his legal job in Peckham and eating pies with his next door neighbour, Grace and her dog Lassoo, or should he move to Brighton, where his girlfriend Emily is about to open The Hotel Avocado? Either way, he’d be letting someone down.

But sinister forces are gathering in a cloud of launderette scented-vape smoke, and the arrival of the mysterious Mr Sequence puts Gary in an even worse predicament: soon he might be dead.

All Gary wants is a happy life. But he also wants to be alive to enjoy it…

THE HILARIOUS AND GRIPPING NEW NOVEL BY NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER

‘Sweet and funny’ Closer

‘A stunning sequel… It’s genuinely difficult to put this book down – you’ll be entranced by Mortimer’s humour and obvious story-telling skills’ Press Association

‘Characters are layered with carefully observed detail and a huge serving of hilarity’ Heat©2024 Bob Mortimer (P)2024 Simon & Schuster UK
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Editorial Review

A Mortimer fan is born
Truth: I’m new to the Bob Mortimer game. As I’ve gotten more into UK comedy this year, it’s been nice discovering legendary talent with full catalogues of work to catch up on and get acquainted with. The comedian and author’s latest novel, The Hotel Avocado, is everything you want it to be – funny, smart, compelling. As a newly minted Mortimer fan, I found it was a great place to start digging into his prolific body of work. — Aaron S., Audible Editor

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Great humour, well read and very easy listening. Fantastic sequel to the Satsuma Complex. If you love Bob - you will love this.

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Loved it. Only wish there was more of it or more of them! enjoyed this and the previous book.

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National Treasure

This book is pure essence of Bob Mortimer. It can get no better than that! Loved it.

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Great follow up story

loved this and got through it way to quickly as I was sucked back into the story of Gary and Emily.

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is that a remark?

loved this follow up to the satsuma complex. brilliantly read by the author, Julie Maisey, sally Phillips and Paul Whitehouse

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Fun and action, a good combination

slow start but it drew me in as the characters developed and once that happened I was hooked. probably should have started with the first book!

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Excellent

I really enjoyed this book - as I did the first in the series. Clever storytelling combined with Bob Mortimers brilliant sense of humour.

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An absolute joy

I loved this even More than the first one, the Gary, Emily, Grace and the gang are back to face new shady gangsters, love the humour, and kept me guessing to the end.

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Definitely didn’t disappoint!

Usually a sequel can be a bit muuuh .. but not this one sequence is a thing … very much enjoyed story … characters… everyone needs a Grace … and the performance as ever timing and delivery spot on ! Thank you bob

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The whimsy of Bob Mortimer's details......

A love story with Mortimer's compelling story telling aided and abetted by Paul Whitehouse as 'the pigeon!'

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