Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

Preview
  • The Beer's Folded and the Laundry's Cold

  • Mostly True Adventures in Housewifery
  • By: Paige Kellerman
  • Narrated by: Rebecca Hansen
  • Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins

£0.00 for first 30 days

Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

The Beer's Folded and the Laundry's Cold

By: Paige Kellerman
Narrated by: Rebecca Hansen
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £14.99

Buy Now for £14.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Summary

In The Beer's Folded and the Laundry's Cold: Mostly True Adventures in Housewifery, Paige Kellerman follows up her hilarious debut - At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles - with the natural next step-taking on budgeting, babies, and trying to keep the day drinking down to a minimum while staying at home.

At the core, it's a story of a woman who worked in an office and didn't, instead working on trying to make money stretch like a two dollar pair of panty hose, upping her fashion game to include occasionally wearing pants, and using dull childproof scissors to cut out coupons and wads of gum from her kid's hair.

Listeners will learn how to:

  • Cry about student loans
  • Accept the futility of cleaning while children are awake
  • Make their spouse feel awkward, using only conversation
  • Dance in the grocery store

This hilarious follow-up is not a "how-to" on being the perfect parent, but rather a tale of one woman running the house like a boss-that is, when she's not scraping failed Pinterest-inspired experiments out of the crockpot, filling the bird feeder and waiting for rogue squirrels, or inhaling the smell of a laundry sheet like a Snuggle-scented sedative. Housewifery just met its match.

©2015 Paige Kellerman (P)2017 Paige Kellerman
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

Listeners also enjoyed...

Glitter and Glue cover art
A Scattered Life cover art
Helping Me Help Myself cover art
This Is Not My Beautiful Life cover art
Saving Gracie cover art
The Misfit Brides Box Set: Books 1-3 cover art
Fifty Things That Aren't My Fault cover art
Weekend Warriors cover art
This Heart of Mine cover art
Confessions of a Domestic Failure cover art
Country cover art
16 Lighthouse Road cover art
I Was Told There'd Be Cake cover art
We're All Damaged cover art

What listeners say about The Beer's Folded and the Laundry's Cold

Average customer ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.