The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People
And Other Bestsellers That Won't Go Away
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Narrated by:
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Cathy Crimmins
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By:
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Cathy Crimmins
About this listen
Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals—comes a hilarious spoof of the blockbuster hits you love, not to mention many books you've come to despise. From the authors of the bestselling Newt Gingrich's Bedtime Stories for Orphans is a parody that lampoons all the popular books you'd ever want to hear—or not!
Included are:
- "The Fridges of Marin County": A hip California housewife finds brief happiness in the arms of an Iowa refrigerator.
- "Embarrassed by the Light": A guide for people who are self-conscious about near-death experiences.
- "A Year in Pompeii": Fond pre-Vesuvius anecdotes and recollections.
- "Iron Tom": Help your neutered cat regain his masculinity.
- "The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People": Annoying strategies for getting what you want.
- "Listening to Pringles": A psychologist/grocer chronicles his experience in treating depressive patients with prescription junk food.
- And more!