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  • System Failure

  • Epic Failure Series, Book 3
  • By: Joe Zieja
  • Narrated by: Joe Zieja
  • Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (24 ratings)

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Summary

War is spreading through the galaxy - and it's becoming abundantly clear that there's an outside force at play in this explosive and hilarious new installment of the Epic Failure series.

With the galaxy thrown into chaos by mutual breaches of the Two Hundred Years' peace, what seemed like an isolated incident on the Thelicosa/Merida border has become an epidemic. In the midst of this chaos, the Thelicosan and Meridan fleets on their respective borders have come to a sort of tense peace after the events in Book II, but now it's clear: Somebody wants war. And it's not the Free Systems of the galaxy.

No. It's a mom-and-pop convenience store gone galactic. It's the purveyors of balloons and nachos and supplies for bowling lanes. It's the company that made the droids and a large part of the technology that all of the Free Systems are using in their militaries.

It's Snaggardirs. And they want to snag it all.

©2019 Joseph Zieja (P)2019 Tantor
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Funny

Like if the Stainless Steel Rat and Catch 22 had a baby, just moreso.

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[expletive] This is great sci-fi comedy

Joe Zieja is a highly amusing author, and narrates his own material brilliantly.

The books have all made me laugh out loud and he brings a fresh sense of fun to what in many authors writings would be heavy space warfare. Surely [expletive] genius.

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Loved the whole trilogy

Great writing and narration by Joe Zieja, was funny and interesting from start to finish, really wish there was some more!

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Damn those asteroids!

This trilogy have been one of the best comedic writings I've ever read. With great wit and profanity filters. Thanks for a wonderful story.

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Great story

Throughly enjoyed this book from the the beginning can’t wait to read more from Joe Zieja

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