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Strange Days

Bill of the Dead, Book 1

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Strange Days

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS, ONE GEEK STANDS TALL.

My name’s Bill Ryder and five years ago I saved the world, banishing magic and monsters to the shadows. Not bad for a game programmer from New York. Anyway, I thought it was over, that I was done with all that supernatural crap.

Too bad shit's about to get surreal again.

Now the impossible has happened. My goddaughter is conjuring fireballs from thin air and two vampires have shown up at my doorstep looking to kick my ass.

Turns out a group of deranged former wizards are intent on reopening the doorway between worlds, potentially unleashing nightmarish horrors upon mankind. Worse, they've kidnapped my best friend and threatened the lives of those I love. They’re dead wrong if they think I’ll let them get away with it.

Sadly, stopping them will be easier said than done. I'm not a vampire anymore. I'm not anything! I'm just a normal guy with a normal life, facing a seriously abnormal problem. Yet somehow I need to end this madness before the Earth is once again at the mercy of monsters that want to make all of humanity their personal bitch.

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Strange Days is the thrilling continuation of The Tome of Bill, the horror comedy series that's left readers thirsting for more.

If you enjoy Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, then prepare to sink your teeth into Bill of the Dead!

Grab your copy of Strange Days today and get ready to die laughing!

And if you haven’t already, be sure to check out the complete Tome of Bill series starting with Bill The Vampire.

Content Warning: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a shitload of swearing.

©2019 Rick Gualtieri (P)2024 Rick Gualtieri
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If you liked the original series, you'll like this too. Bill's back, crude and rude as always. All the old cast are back and ready to throw themselves into insanity again. Great stuff.

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Love it can you please hurry up with the next one

Loved it great performance love the new twist and cannot wait for the next, funny entertaining and a great story, so funny.

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love these books

I was devastated when I finished the bill the vampire series.. almost as good as the Skippy the Asshole sci fi books,. Anyway this was good well worth a listen..

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Very slow start

The book is very slow in setting up the story
if i had not engaged with the characters from the previous books i would of stopped listening
gets better when the action starts but did not leave me wanting more like the first series
hope the next one improves

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A disappointment

I read the first series of books and thought they were original, engaging and funny. Maybe it's the transition to Audible but I did not find this at all enjoyable. The characters on the periphery such as Tom and Dave were gratingly irritating. I won't be buying the next book in the series.

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