Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

Preview

£0.00 for first 30 days

Try for £0.00
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Screw Everyone

By: Ophira Eisenberg
Narrated by: Ophira Eisenberg
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £13.99

Buy Now for £13.99

Pay using card ending in
Switch payment method
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Summary

Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything - and everyone - and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment.

Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: she spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she'd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didn't fall for the emotionally cavalier facade she'd constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate.

From her first kiss to saying "I do", Screw Everyone is an honest, hilarious chronicle of how one woman discovered herself, conquered her fears, and even found the real thing one promiscuous encounter at a time.

>
©2013 Ophira Eisenberg (P)2014 Audible Inc.
Comedy & Humour Entertainment & Celebrities Funny Witty
Show More Show Less
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

Listeners also enjoyed...

 Clam Jam cover art
Undeclared cover art
The Ghost Slept Over cover art
Hot Revenge for Hire cover art
Perfect on Paper cover art
A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity cover art
Man Up! cover art
The Ladies' Room cover art
Lingus cover art
The Will cover art
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! cover art
David Mitchell: Back Story cover art
Scoring Wilder cover art
Bridget Jones's Diary cover art
I Know What I'm Doing - and Other Lies I Tell Myself cover art
Tangled cover art

What listeners say about Screw Everyone

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 2.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    1
  • 4 Stars
    0
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    1
Performance
  • 2.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    1
  • 4 Stars
    0
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    1
Story
  • 2 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    0
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    2

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Audible.co.uk reviews

Amazon reviews
Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars
Profile Image for jake

Not for me

If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

Maybe a high school student

Has Screw Everyone put you off other books in this genre?

a bit

How could the performance have been better?

maybe a younger person

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

disappointment

Any additional comments?

just could not get into it ay all

Report this

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful