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Number Neighbors

By: Emma Hart

Narrated by: Avery Reid, Will Watt

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Bad idea number 241: sending a dirty text to your number neighbor.

In my defense, my friends did it, too, and their neighbors took it as the joke it was. Mine didn't. He responded with a dirty text of his own. Next thing I know, I have a standing texting date every night at 10:30.

Until I have to miss it because the stray kitten who adopted me one week ago is sick. The only person I know who can help me at this time of night is my British next-door neighbor and local vet, Isaac Cooper.

I'll keep him overnight, he says. Here's my number to call me in the morning, he says. The problem? I know that number.

Because I've been texting it every night for the last four days....

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