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Not Very Intelligent Design
- On the Origin, Creation and Evolution of the Theory of Intelligent Design
- Narrated by: Neel Ingman, Mark Ingman
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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Not Very Intelligent Design
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Summary
Ten amazing things concerning this book:
- The intelligent designer created reading glasses so that all humans could read the kindle version of this audiobook.
- Humans need haircuts. Cat hair stops growing at exactly the right length.
- Humans have butt crack hair because the intelligent designer decided that your bottom would be too hygienic and too easy to clean without it.
- Humans sometimes choke to death. Dolphins don't. They have a separate breathing tube.
- Humans who seriously believe in creation theory will not enjoy this book.
- The bit in this book about an amputee soldier who loses his second hand in a blender whilst on a bender in Bali may contain traces of fiction.
- The bit about a poop in a public pool that leads to mass murder may not be completely true.
- If you think God's on your side, don't read this book.
- If you think God's on Trump's side, you probably won't be able to.
- Ninety-nine percent of this book has absolutely nothing to do with Trump. Thank God for that.
©2018 Stephen Batt (P)2020 Stephen Batt
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