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  • No Deals, Mr. Bond

  • James Bond (Original Series), Book 6
  • By: John Gardner
  • Narrated by: Simon Vance
  • Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (98 ratings)

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No Deals, Mr. Bond

By: John Gardner
Narrated by: Simon Vance
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Summary

Two female agents of Operation Cream Cake - double agents and honey traps against the KGB - are murdered. Bond must find the others and conduct them to safety before they meet a similar fate.

In a race against time, Bond travels to Ireland and the KGB is soon on the scene. But all is not as it seems and soon Bond finds he needs all his wits to negotiate a labyrinth of double-crossing that is to lead him to a bewildering showdown in a remote corner of the Kowloon province of Hong Kong, where, weaponless, he is hunted by four assassins.

No Deals, Mr Bond is the sixth in the best-selling series created by John Gardner, and one of the most original and unpredictable.

©1987 Ian Fleming Publications Ltd. (P)2015 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved. James Bond and 007 are registered trademarks of Danjaq LLC, used under license by Ian Fleming Publications Ltd.
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A solid adventure

Narrator good. Plot good. Only problem was Bond's love interest was a bit underwhelming as a character and the whole thing kind of looks like M is incompetent

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solid Bond story

One of the better Gardiner Bond books, the narration is set at a quick pace.

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Another classic Bind adventure.

John Gardner does an excellent job continuing on the adventures of 007. from the plot twists and turns, to the modern gadgets and more modern characters, this is a great listen for Bond fans.

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Cracking!

Another cracking story. Some excellent Bond moments in this story, great characters, and a really interesting plot. And as always, Simon Vance is superb!

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really enjoyable homage to the Bond Legacy

Well narrated and interesting story that builds to a decent climax. It hits the mark does a solid job.

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so dull I didn't finish it.

Simon Vance does his best but this hum-drum tediousness bears as much resemblance to Bond as I do to Ursula Andress.

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still not quite there

the Irish scenes were interesting and well acted, but the rest didn't really work

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