Kitty Cat Kill Sat cover art

Kitty Cat Kill Sat

A Feline Space Adventure

Preview

£0.00 for first 30 days

Try for £0.00
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Kitty Cat Kill Sat

By: Argus
Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £40.99

Buy Now for £40.99

Confirm Purchase
Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.
Cancel

About this listen

In this inventive and heartfelt take on a dystopian space opera, humanity’s last hope comes complete with a space station, an attitude, and …whiskers?

Civilization has fallen. The solar system is blanketed with the automated weapons of ancient wars, engineered plagues, hazardous waste, rogue AI, monsters from outside our dimension, artificial disasters, and nuclear climate change. Every moment of life on Earth is a brutal fight for survival. The people of Sol carry on, but hope is at a premium. They need something more. Someone with a plan, a savior, a hero.

What they get is Lily. Owner of the last functional battle station for the last four hundred years by right of being the last living soul on it, Lily ad-Alice has spent all that time struggling to save lives, fend off loneliness, and operate human-made weapons controls with paws and meows. Four centuries of establishing protocols, figuring out how to utilize an irresponsibly large arsenal of orbital weaponry, and scraping by with what life support still functions.

Lily doesn’t have a plan. She can’t even tell how haunted her home is. Every day is an endless stream of alarms and crises—it’s a lot for a lone desperate housecat to handle herself. But being the proprietor of the last piece of working orbital infrastructure in existence is a responsibility and duty she’s accepted anyway.

Now things are changing again. Something big is looming, and everything Lily has scrambled for hundreds of years to achieve is at risk. But if she’s quick, maybe she can do some good. If she’s cunning, maybe she can adapt. If she’s smart, maybe she can build something that lasts this time. And if she’s very, very lucky, maybe she won’t have to do it alone.

The hit science-fiction tale—with more than 900,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

©2023 Argus (P)2023 Podium Audio
Action & Adventure Adventure Fiction Humorous Science Fiction Space Opera Space Fantasy Comedy Heartfelt Space Station
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

Listeners also enjoyed...

Federation Chronicles cover art
The Daily Grind: A Slice-of-Life LitRPG cover art
Fleabag: A Monster Evolution LitRPG cover art
Cascade Point cover art
Dungeon Crawler Carl cover art
Oblivion Awaits cover art
The Primal Hunter cover art
Stray Cat Strut: A Young Lady's Journey to Becoming a Pop-Up Samurai cover art
Physics of the Apocalypse 1 cover art
Sylver Seeker cover art
Apocalypse Redux, Book One cover art
Dungeon Engineer cover art
Mark of the Fool cover art
BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona cover art
Something cover art
Wrong Divinity cover art

What listeners say about Kitty Cat Kill Sat

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    13
  • 4 Stars
    4
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    1
Performance
  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    10
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    8
  • 4 Stars
    2
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    1

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

I like cats and I like Sci-Fi so this is the best

A great story that doesn't actually go anywhere fast if barely at all. But that doesn't mean it's bad, far from it, its a story of being lonely, being a cat, trying to do whats best and thinking of your long gone mum. The excellent narrator must surely help in making this story work and hope she and the writer in time bring this immortal cat back to life in another meandering storyline.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

very cat. much love

really enjoyed this book. giggled out loud a few times at Lily. went to look and see if the author had written anymore. did not expect it to go the way it did. will have to listen again.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

a very sweet story

I really enjoyed this story, just finished re-reading it to get some of the nuances. The characters are all good people, no horror, no one that you love dies and everything comes out all right in the end. Cats in space yay!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

An unexpected gem

now this was an unexpected gem of a story! I sorry downloaded a sample and had to listen and I was instantly hooked, a cat running a space station in the future desperately trying to hang on what's more intriguing than that I love how the story builds up and expands its tempo keeps going very good for my ADHD mind to be honest it's probably why I like it so much I relate to the cat so much hehe

The story took me down directions I was not expecting and I did not predict how the story would unveil and end which was awesome so many books recently I've been so predictable even if some of those predictable books are just fun consumption This one was oh so much more I'm sure some of you would probably view it as predictable the outcome the end and how the journey goes but to me I very much enjoy it

the narrator really gets into the characters I love the life that they put into them and how they feel energetic and unique as I've said before so many books recently have been very monotone very limited on the narrator's scope of voice acting but this was not This was brilliant fun and exciting wish I could have listened to the entire thing in one sitting which I probably might do in the future

I do listen to the books in 1.15x speed forever that information is useful to anyone some books are just read so slow this one was quite quick

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Love cats? Love Scifi? Then this is for you.

At first I didnt really know where this was going but it didn't really matter, just following Lily on her day to day chores was fun in itself. its great to read a book from the point of view of something other than a human. The story skips around a bit and sometimes you think youve missed something only for it to be explained a bit later or not at all. Great story, great ending. Hopefully this isn't Lily Ad Alice's only adventure.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars

Cat-shaped sci-fi brilliantly narrated

So much of it was utterly delightful - and then there were whole paragraphs of me zoning out because it got too technical for me. For anyone with the mildest interest in tech & coding probably an absolute feast. Loved the narrator - she WAS Lily. Very touching ending too.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!