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Meet Lady Macbeth - a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag - eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness - with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old sea captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well.

Kelpie Dreams is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who hate romance novels.

A 2016 Kindle Press-winning novel.

©2016 Steve Vernon (P)2018 Steve Vernon
Action & Adventure Fantasy Fiction Humorous Literature & Fiction Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Magic Comedy Funny
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This is a slightly grown up little murmade but with a violent twist ☺ light listening and good for escape x

Fun sea adventure

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Struggled with this as it spent to much time describing things and not moving the story on. And the phrase jazz hands kept cropping up.

not what I expected

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