It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Is Cancelled
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Narrated by:
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David Winter
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By:
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Craig Kimber
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, rushed a worker, named Steve, who was sick of you all. From Doris to Karen, and that pest, Creepy Santa, Steve wanted to clock them with a big, glass decanter. With the help of an elf, her clothes quite revealing, Steve finished his shopping with much a mixed feeling. After a beer or two, and he’d bought all his presents, Steve went to a house with a marijuana essence. Along with his buddies, their names Dave and Spike, the three amigos partied with beer and ganja alike. When they woke in the morning, their memory all hazy, the neighbours were outside acting all crazy. After some time the truth would be heard. They'd been in a coma, and it was January Third. While they were sleeping, all was not well. Zombies rose up and it all went to Hell. Now for our heroes, they're getting out of the city. But when it comes to these three, it's bound to go... bad.
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- Godiva 2000
- 07-10-24
Not for the easily offended, but very funny
I wasn't really sure what to expect with this book but it turned out to be a bit like Shaun of the Dead, the Simon Pegg film. It follows the adventures of a group of, mainly, young people who wake up after a weed induced coma over Christmas to find that there has been a zombie apocalypse and they were trapped in the middle of it and needed to get to a safe place.
Their adventures lead them to be captured by an evil drag queen who tries to get them killed, just for fun. But they have lots of other encounters which feature lots of zombies being killed. There is plenty of bad language and off-colour jokes, but the whole story is very funny.
It does have an unexpected scene where the central character, Steve has a near death experience, but is met at the pearly gates and given a contract to sign, which allows him back to life on earth, this is then referenced again at the end of the book as a moral of the story, i.e. do good things if you want to get to heaven.
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