There's a Republican state legislator from South Dakota who wants to warn everyone about the dangers of anal sex. "Gay sex is not good for the mind or the body," he says. And he's looking for doctors to back him up. Ha! says Susie. Our lawmaker goes on to say that doctors are discouraged and intimated when it comes to telling the truth about anal sex. This makes Susie wonder if everyone has been intimated into silence when it comes to this issue. Oh, and by the way: this guy is also a pastor and believes that homosexuality has played a role in the downfall of past civilizations.

Next, Susie has found a great Jezebel.com article about giving a "sophisticated hand job". What? you say. Isn't that an oxymoron? If you're like one of the many polled in this article who think that the old hand job is just a bottom-of-the-barrel sex alternative, well think again. There's a lady in Toronto who offers workshops for women on how to give a finer hand job than any man could give himself. Susie will tell you all the delicious details.

Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 615, May 16, 2014]

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