Raise your hand if you're one of the lucky people who have had sex on a waterbed. It's so much fun and hard not to laugh while trying to get into position as the bed rocks and rolls with every move. Susie goes down memory lane and looks back at the heyday of these really cool, but so inconvenient, beds.

Next, Pat Robertson, on the Christian Broadcast Network's The 700 Club, said that gays are intentionally trying to spread AIDS to non-gays. And get this: they're supposedly doing it by wearing special rings that cut the hands of innocent, unsuspecting people. Robertson later tried to explain what he said to make it seem less homophobic.

Finally, in the "What's New on Audible" department, Susie previews another sexy audiobook. Her recommendation comes from The Bright List (susiebright.blogs.com/the_bright_list/), where Susie posts all her favorites, and this book is currently one of the 10 best-sellers listed there. From authors Charlie Glickman and Aislinn Emirzian, it's The Ultimate Guide to Prostrate Pleasure: Erotic Exploration for Men and their Partners.

Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com [Episode 584, September 13, 2013]

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