Ever wonder what the top 10 global Internet sex search words are? Susie looks at a very thorough list that shows which porn terms are the most popular. The search engine is called PornMD, which is part of Pornhub.com. What's surprising is the variances from country to country. And it's curious as well to see what words are universal. This is part history lesson, part laugh fest.

Next, Susie is ticked off by an op-ed in the Washington Post. The headline: "18-year-olds are too young to be in porn". Now, this story is about a teen beauty-pageant winner who had to forfeit her title when it was discovered that she was in a porn movie as an 18-year-old. That's legal but, according to the op-ed, not right! Susie thinks it's ridiculous to condone pageants as a healthy way to showcase your beauty versus being paid to display your body in a film. Really, which one is more exploitative? Susie has a lot to say on this subject.

Then, from the "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie has a letter from a guy who needs advice. He's a lonely "non-sexpot" surrounded by "sexpots" and he's silently going crazy. "Help!"

Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@audible.com. [Episode 562, March 22, 2013]

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