Susie sets the record straight: anal tattoos can be fun! At a recent tattoo convention, a young woman made quite a stir as she allowed cameras to roll while she got a tattoo on her asshole. What's all the fuss about? says Susie. Tattoos are now commonplace, and it seems no body part is off limits... or maybe not. Online site Reddit.com reports that a surprisingly large number of men are offended by the idea of having your anus decorated.

Next, a guy with "the world's largest penis" gives some TSA agents something really interesting to pat down. Jonah Falcon, who has made some top-10 lists of the biggest cocks, was stopped recently at an airport when security guards noticed something unusual bulging inside his jeans. Susie tells the whole story.

Finally, it's our "Try This at Home" mailbag. We have a letter from a bisexual listener. "Okay, I'm bisexual," she says. "Let's move on. Why do people have such a hard time understanding this and find it confusing?"

Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 538, August 31, 2012]

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