How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja
The Adventures of Duke LaGrange, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Will Tulin
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By:
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Jay Key
About this listen
Bounty hunters. Ninjas. Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh. Welcome to the gut-busting universe of Duke LaGrange!
When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft-inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja companion, Ishiro’shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe’s Grill N’ Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted primitive world. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets, especially those that haven’t even made it to the soufflé stage. To top it off, this particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb That Controls Everything and Must Be Respected. The bounty hunting duo will need to navigate a violent rebellion, flying fire-breathing panthers, and mutated swamp cannibals in order to avoid being stranded light years from the nearest well-made martini.
How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja is the first book in The Adventures of Duke LaGrange, a series of hilarious sci-fi adventure romps from the creative mind of Jay Key. You are sure to fall in love with Key’s menagerie of colorful characters and laugh-out-loud storytelling talents.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 05-03-20
Just couldn't get into it
Nice concept of story and the first chapter was good. but there was a lack of character progression and I didn't find the humour people had mentioned in other reviews.
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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- James Thacker
- 09-09-22
shockingly underwhelming and far too try hard.
the author seems to think he's the next Douglas Adams but his style just doesn't work. the metaphors are flat and boring and the basic set up is just uninteresting with bland characters.
honestly feels like a waste of a credit.
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