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How to Enslave the Planet
By: Brian M. F. Burch
Narrated by: Nathan Reitz
Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins

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Summary

How to enslave the planet. Literally.

So, you've decided to enslave planet Earth! Good for you! One would be hard pressed to imagine a higher goal to set, so already you should be proud of taking on such an ambitious project.

Enslaving the planet is no simple task, especially in the modern era. The 7.6 billion people on the planet, internet, tanks, firearms, nukes, and all these "freedom-loving" individuals are hurdles you will have to jump in your journey to enslave the planet.

No, it won't be easy, but it won't be impossible, either. Follow the guidance in this book and master the principles herein, and you will be well on your way to enslaving every single one of us!