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How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager

Guides for Dating Vampires, Book 1

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How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager

By: D. N. Bryn
Narrated by: Simon Dornet
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Vincent Barnes has suffered four years as a vampire, and they've been the most miserable years of his pathetic life. Too poor for black market blood, he feeds from sleeping humans to survive. He tries to never intrude on the same prey twice, but after a single delicious taste of a long-lost childhood neighbor, he can't help returning for seconds.

Wesley Garcia has been waking up with fang marks. Lucky for him, he needs a vampire—to use as bait. He's certain Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceutical killed his mother, but to gain access to their covert research labs, he has to bring them a bloodsucker for their experiments.

Step one, a dramatic offer: Stay, and you can bite me.

Vincent leaps at the chance to gobble Wesley up.

Wes's plan is perfect. He'll befriend the vampire, then trick him into coming to the lab. No fighting, no fuss. But Vincent is more than Wesley has bargained for: sweet and shy, with intoxicating fangs that awaken new desires in Wes. As the two bond, Vincent believes he might have finally found someone worth putting his trust in . . . and Wes fears neither of them will survive the betrayal he has planned.

Contains mature themes.

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Even though there is no sex in this book, I really enjoyed it. The writing is lovely, as is the dorky slow burn romance between Westley and Vincent, littered with misunderstandings and secret adoration. The narrator is new to me and his performance is great. I'd highly recommend this audio book.

Wonderful 😍

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I loved the latinx representation and the queer optics throughout the book was also really nice, so relieving nowadays to read representation that actually checks and not just stereotypes. The constant flirt and the lack of fear of entering into kink territory is also refreshing. The fact that the vampire is basically a dork and with confidence issues made me feel seen and enjoy the change in the vampire stereotype.
I thoroughly enjoyed the book but if I hear pingly ONE MORE TIME....

Hot, fun and just a little too silly

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I really loved the story and the characters. Angst and hurt and comfort, it had a bit of everything. Great performance too.

Dumb dorks

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