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Hosed
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Virginia Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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Summary
The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.
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- Siobhan D
- 19-10-22
fun, heat
I loved the dual narration of Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose
I found myself laughing
George Cooney and sticky fingers made laugh out loud. Ryan and Cassie character are fund to read and listen to. This book has everything love, sex adventure and laughter.
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- Katharoo
- 03-06-20
Sweet, sexy fun!
This was an amazing romcom full of giggles, tons of laughs and crushing on an old crush book! Careful, you may snort laugh too!
Jacob does an awesome job as Ryan our hero in this book. He does an amazing job of bringing Ryan to life. And Virginia Rose is sweet as Cassie. Loved the raccoons too!
This book caught me right away and I couldn’t stop until it was done!
I asked or won this audiobook and I’m leaving my honest opinion here!
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- HAPPYGOLUCKY
- 07-07-19
Amazing!!!
I loved everything about this book. Great MC's, great supporting characters, and a great storyline. The addition of the animals is just genius and the narrators nailed it. Can't recommend highly enough
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- Roobarb
- 02-02-19
Firemen and Raccoons what more could you want
This was such fun, silly, nice, intriguing and had a wonderful ending.
I hope to meet more of these characters in future
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- Binder Gata-aura
- 27-06-19
brilliant, funny, romantic
love the characters wished that it carried on and on, light hearted and a nice easy read and audio voices are great.
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- LilleyLoohLah
- 04-11-19
4 fully vibrating stars
What a completely sweet angst free romance, not quite second chance romance (they were never together to begin with), but it would appear both Ryan and Cassie had feelings for each other for a long time. When Cassie moves next door to Ryan (in her sister’s home), he can no longer hold back his feelings. Lots of romance, a little sexy time and a mystery that the whole town wants to solve. Let’s not forget George Cooney, the adorable raccoon that truly stole the show, I loved him. Oh, and just so you know. The whole story is based around a sex toy factory. Fun times. A completely enjoyable easy read. Feel food romance at its best. Wonderful writing, sweet characters and perfect narration. Jason Clark can do no wrong.
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- Samantha Boulanger
- 28-12-20
Amazing and hilarious!
The narration by Jacob & Virginia was fantastic!! Loved the story and laughed so much. Up lifting and gripping. You won't regret reading this book.
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- Smee
- 20-04-21
Really good fun
Great narration, really fun and enjoyable book. The story is quirky and the townspeople are brilliant. George is easily my favourite tho!
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- all the books are mine!
- 08-02-19
Fabulous romantic comedy
Loved this audiobook from start to finish. There was such an ease to the story. The whole thing just made me smile.
Loved the narration.
Recommended 😍
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- joyly55
- 15-02-21
10 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐romcom
Absolutely fabulous story about Cassie and Ryan with the characters of a small town named Happy Cat. The townspeople have divided opinions about the sex toy factory that Cassie is managing on behalf of her sister Savannah. The narrators did an amazing job of bringing all the characters to life and I just loved the extra epilogue devoted to George Cooney (the rascally raccoon) Highly recommended 💕💕
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