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  • Help: A Survival Guide for Life

  • By: Katie Hopkins
  • Narrated by: Katie Hopkins
  • Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (103 ratings)

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Summary

Part autobiography, part comedy, Help is a survival guide for life from Katie Hopkins.

Laugh-out-loud funny, the "biggest bitch in Britain" lays bare her life, exposing her many private and public failings and how she has survived them. With tactics for keeping going, new ways of thinking about problems that seem too big to handle and strategies for coping with unkindness, especially online, Help is here to do just that. Whether it's your college mates, job, sex-life, marriage, kids, or social media that's making you want to shove your head in a blender, Help will give you fresh eyes to see things differently.

Katie Hopkins does not hold back. Loved and loathed in equal measure, she has faced more personal dramas than the Real Housewives - all of them. Because of her uncompromising views she has faced unprecedented attacks from governments, the media, and the mob. She was deported from Australia, banned from South Africa, has a fatwa on her head from Pakistan. She survived brain surgery that nearly ended her life, she lost a High Court case that cost her the family home, and was a target of a jihadi plot to behead her. Hopkins knows how it feels to be floored. But, she just keeps getting back up, and she has prevailed. What's more, she still has a sense of humour.

Written in response to all those asking how she does it, she is on a one-woman crusade to help people feel better about themselves. When you really think you can't face your own life any more, or want to throw yourself on the floor and scream like a three year old in a supermarket, Help will pick you up, dust you off, and get you back on your feet again.

Love her, hate her, this is a must-listen for anyone who is struggling. Don't try and do it on your own, reach for Help.

©2021 Katie Hopkins (P)2022 Katie Hopkins
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Fantastic Fabulous- Powerful!!

What an incredibly emotional and powerful book! Katie Hopkins holds nothing back in this absolutely powerful account of her life experiences, thoughts, feelings and beliefs. The book had me laughing out loud in places and gasping with anxiety and feeling Katie’s pain too. Katie thank you so much for writing the book it’s bloody brilliant!

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Brilliant 👏 I wish I had this in the 3rd lockdown

Addressing the Far-left movement:
she isn't a bad person
she has a heart
she isn't far-right
The media is the enemy of the people.

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Marmite

This woman is sometimes like marmite, those that dislike her and everything she does miss a trick, because sometimes she can speak a lot of sense. I have no in built strong opinion of her, I see strengths and faults. This book however I found very enjoyable. I admire her for overcoming issues with her health with humour and a steadfastness that I don't think that I would possess.An encouragement to not give up and a pleasant breath of fresh air to the concept that you should be allowed an opinion, however unpopular. Well done Katie.

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Katie is REAL

I liked the honesty and integrity of the book , to my surprise and delight I laughed a lot which is always good . Very much enjoyed

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Changed my opinion on her!

I never expected to give this 5 stars but I have to be honest! I am one of those who couldn't stand Katie Hopkins and (ashamedly now!) I was one of the millions who laughed at the fake award video. But I was intrigued to see if this book revealed any other side to her that I might like. And I have to say, this changed my mind on her completely! I laughed out loud more than once, and realised I agree with her on a LOT of things. I am sorry for laughing at the fake award video now too - I never even thought about how it would feel from her side, and I think it's great to see how open she was about it and hope it opens other people's eyes too, like it did mine. (Only negative about the book for me was the large amount of references as if her target audience is America, translating words to their American equivalent etc). But it really was a hilarious book, and I'm totally shocked that I will be recommending this to others for sure! Thanks for the laughs Katie, sorry for laughing at the fake award (that's a genuine apology!), and I look forward to hearing more from you in the future... Never thought I'd say that!!

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Excellent!

A brilliant listen. Katie updates us on her life since her last book and tells us stuff she wasn’t ready to disclose before, so this really is an honest, soul-baring read. And absolutely a survival guide to navigating life in this weird country (and world).

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love her

Katie you hit every nail on every head.......and you cheered me up no end when Inwas feeling pretty crapola xxxxxxx well done for speaking up about the medical establishment diring pregnancy etc too.

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Fantastic

Excellent book, well read. Katie really lifts your spirits and puts such a different perspective on things.

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You tell them Katie

The more I listen to this lady the more I understand why they are trying to shut her down, keep hanging on in there lady, you’re awesome!

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Worth a listen

Surprisingly good, funny, sad and very entertaining. Would certainly recommend. I actually did LOL quite a few times.

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