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Gemini

By: Taurius Shytius
Narrated by: Prof. Nostradharmarse, Madam Zelldaaar
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Summary

"Like shyte through the bull's anus, so are the days of our lives."

Warning! Dangerous Horrorscope!! Listen at Your Own Peril!!!

©2019 Neil Carleton (P)2019 Neil Carleton
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