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  • Florida Man

  • By: Mike Baron
  • Narrated by: R.C. Bray
  • Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (154 ratings)

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Florida Man

By: Mike Baron
Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Summary

Mike Baron delivers a riotous, heartfelt, and ultimately uplifting story in Florida Man, brought to life by the inimitable R.C. Bray.

Gary Duba’s having a bad day. There’s a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girl Krystal’s in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager.

Gary’s a redneck living in a trailer by the swamp. But he’s got dreams, big dreams. Every time he tries to get ahead, fate deals him a low blow. But then he gets lucky...

With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the $500 needed for bail. But things always find a way of getting out of hand.

©2019 Mike Baron (P)2020 Podium Audio
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DO NOT READ WHILE EATING OR DRINKING!

Seriously, you do not know when you will choke because you start laughing out loud.

This book is a gem. I love it.
I cannot remember last time I listened to something not SciFi or Fantasy.
I love the humor and the delivery.
The characters are lovable and relatable, full of flows but still innocent at heart.
Juts listen to it. If you liked Blue Collar Comedy this is right up your alley.

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Call Me Impressed

That was good. Really good and really funny. Gary scores one minute, then fails big time the next. Whatever trouble he gets into Gary has a good heart. He will help anyone, even if they’ve physically attacked him first. Such good writing style it seems like a true story, but all that bad luck then good luck can’t happen to one person in so little time. Or can it? I guess so! What a wild ride. And oh man the narrator is so good. All I heard was unique characters brought to life by RC Bray’s amazing narration skills. Superb.

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Just get this book! (And sequel too)

Whats not to like about it if you like comedy and reading about Florida man exploits.
It is perhaps less bonkers that the real life Florida man news - but that is only because lordmaster RC Bray narrates it making all the crazy stuff that happens in the book perfectly normal - after all, there is perfectly good explanation to everything that happens to "this" Florida Man!

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Very funny

All hail the black dildo lol . Also Mr Bray knocks it out of the park, as always great performance, love your work….

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Outstanding.

An easy listen with fascinating characters, Brassic does Florida springs to mind! Superb and highly recommended.

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real redneck fun

great fun with lots going on full tilt performance
just basic fun with everything in it. like Carl Hassan but not real or depressing. Great fun.

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Brilliant

The author has done something special and together with the Narrator, produced a fantastic funny entertaining story. Can I just add, I hope the author gets to read the reviews because these characters should be written into a hillarious Zombie apocalypse stuck together, trying to survive and escape the horror. The characters are hillarious this can not be the end of them!!!!

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Just buy it you won’t be sorry!

Total wildcard for me and being a huge fan of RC Bray I thought I’d try this without even knowing what this was about but the album art looked great and I thought what the hell!
Great characters, great storyline and had me laughing out loud. Bring on book two!

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just ridiculous enough. easy listen.

you grow to love the main character and as much as it's all a bit silly, it's nice going along for the ride with him. I struggle to get into audiobooks and seek out RC Bray narration as he's so good and makes getting into one easier. this was a brilliant example of his skill and refreshing to hear something away from sci fi too.
I went searching for a sequel which must be a good sign!

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Grows on you

Started off a cringing series of disasters leaving me feeling that the character is a total loser but as the story progresses and goes from one silly scenario to another, I realised that the main character was at heart a nice guy without a clue. Even his user wife grew on me.

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