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Do Ants Have Arseholes?

By: Jon Butler, Bruno Vincent
Narrated by: Tamsin Grieg, Mark Heap, Julian Rhind-Tutt
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Summary

How easy is it to fall off a log? Where is the middle of nowhere? Do we really have no bananas? The readers of Old Git magazine are a batty, befuddled, potty-mouthed bunch, who seem to spend a significant chunk of their spare time corresponding with the publication's popular letters page.

Do Ants Have Arseholes? is a very funny, very silly collection of questions and answers taken from this column, none of which has any basis whatsoever in fact. This is a must for all those who relish a heady mixture of shaggy-dog stories, toilet humour, and utter lack of insight.
©2007 Jon Butler & Bruno Vincent (P)2008 Hachette Audio
Comedy & Humour European Literary History & Criticism Science Comedy Funny
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The funniest audio so far

I loved the characters voices all very different and I laughed out loud a few times. This has been a very enjoyable book.

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A good laugh

A good laugh through out , brightened up my day at work a little bit

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had me laughing out loud

really enjoyed this book of strange questions. some of them had me looking for the real answers 🤣

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Terrible

If like me you like a good laugh don't bother with this book it's terrible

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