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Dirty Bertie Volume 3

By: David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
Narrated by: Evelyn McLean
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Summary

Worms!

Join Bertie as he tries to get out of a pink party, fails to be polite for a whole day and makes a really rubbish entry into the summer fair's flower arranging competition.

Fleas!

Join Bertie as he takes a flea-ridden Whiffer to the vet, does a naughty dare at school and gets a ride in shiny red fire engine!

Mud!

Join Bertie in three hilarious stories as he faces a barrage of footballs as the school's new goalie, battles to stay clean for the school photographer and has a spookily terrifying sleepover!

Bogeys!

Join Bertie as he tries to stop picking his nose, gets more than he bargained for with a magic trick and drives a museum potty on a school outing!

©2023 David Roberts and Alan MacDonald (P)2023 Bolinda Publishing
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'Lots of grime, plenty of chaos...great fun!' (Books for Keeps)

'Highly accessible and enjoyable.' (Achuka)

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