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  • Consultation with a Vampire

  • How to Succeed in Evil, Book 1
  • By: Patrick E. McLean
  • Narrated by: Patrick E. McLean
  • Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
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Summary

Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant, returns with his manic lawyer Topper and his faithful secretary in this prequel to How to Succeed in Evil. Edwin is approached by a vampire, who offers him the prospect of eternal life if Edwin will help him with the troubles the modern world has presented his kind. It's Edwin versus Nosferatu in this insightful satire of the highly exploited vampire genre.
©2012, 2013 Patrick E. McLean (P)2013 Patrick E. McLean
Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Superhero Paranormal Vampire Comedy Witty
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amazing story I really hope there will be a book 2

honestly unloved it it was an easy listen that took less than a day even with a busy work schedule

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