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  • Chomp, Chomp, Chomp

  • How I Survived a Bear Attack and Other Cautionary Tales
  • By: Allena Hansen
  • Narrated by: Allena Hansen
  • Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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Chomp, Chomp, Chomp

By: Allena Hansen
Narrated by: Allena Hansen
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Summary

For Allena Hansen, a vicious bear attack was "no biggie" compared to the trauma inflicted by her refined '60s upbringing, her stint as Playboy's token intellectual bimbo, and her cowgirl angst, which is enough to knock even Job for a loop.

A tragicomic collection of latter-day Grimm's fairy tales, Chomp, Chomp, Chomp: How I Survived a Bear Attack and Other Cautionary Tales introduces Hansen as the smart-assed socialite and full-contact gardener that Hunter S. Thompson once toasted as "the distaff Hunter S. Thompson" and Andrew Breitbart called out as "the coolest person in the room".

Offering herself up as a cautionary example, Hansen poses the age-old question: "What makes a survivor?" Listen to this book and remain as puzzled as ever. But as you marvel at her uncompromisingly bad judgment and uncanny resilience, you just might learn something that could save your life.

©2014 Allena Hansen (P)2015 Tantor
Adventurers, Explorers & Survival Comedy & Humour Comedy
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Great book

really enjoyed listening to her story, amazing what she's been through and not just the bear. Well read and easy to fall asleep to.

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