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The Twat Files
- Narrated by: Dawn French
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Summary
Discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.
When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.
BUT.
That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.
In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:
Mistakes tell us about ourselves.
Mistakes tell us about others.
Mistakes are hilarious.
Mistakes expose our flaws.
Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.
Mistakes are gloriously human.
My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.
Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.
That would be perfectly twatty.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-11-23
Lovely listen
Lovely lighthearted listen. Great reminder that deep down, we’re all twats! Really enjoyed listening to it.
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- Anonymous User
- 20-10-23
Fabulous
Been making me laugh for 40 years! Still love you! You are a T…t 😹 x
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- Sair p
- 26-11-23
Totally loved it!
I love how she story tells you feel like you are actually in the moment watching it happen! Brilliant!
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- claire baker
- 27-11-23
easy to listen to positive message
Dawn French certainly delivers an honest and funny listen, I enjoyed the whole book .It encourages us to take life and ourselves less seriously
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- SnubFighter
- 17-11-23
Good bit of French
An LOL book. Well worth a read if you enjoy a bit of Miss French. The other one is not in it as much so win win. 😉 lots of story’s from yesteryear and the not so distant past.
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- Louise
- 21-11-23
The Twat word stood out the most! Laugh out loud moments
The Twat word stood out the most! Laugh out loud moments all the way through!
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- Charlotte
- 14-12-23
Hilarious
Dawn French never fails to put a smile on your face! Completely relatable content spoken by the lady herself. We’ve all been a twat at some point!
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- Mr Steven Lambert
- 03-01-24
Super book read by Dawn.
Super book read by Dawn. Full of human experiences, brought with humour and compassion. Just as good as the TV show, were she presented these stories. Loved the small inserted life lessons and joy this book brings. Thank You Dawn.
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- Anonymous User
- 27-12-23
Loved it!
Beautifully written and even more enjoyable to listen to! Loved everything! Profound, humorous and vulnerable. Fantastic
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- Rachel Ward
- 04-01-24
Highly recommend
This was very enjoyable, made me laugh out loud. Made even funnier with Dawn reading it
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