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The Second Coming
- Narrated by: Nick Landrum
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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Summary
God takes a look at the Earth around the time of the Renaissance, and everything looks pretty good - so he takes a holiday. In heaven time this is just a week's fishing trip, but on Earth several hundred years go by.
When God returns, he finds all hell has broken loose: world wars, holocausts, famine, capitalism and "fucking Christians everywhere". There's only one thing for it. They're sending the kid back.
JC, reborn, is a struggling musician in New York City, trying to teach the one true commandment: be nice! His best chance to win hearts and minds is to enter American Pop Star. But the number-one show in America is the unholy creation of a record executive who's more than a match for the Son of God...Steven Stelfox.
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- Amazon Customer
- 20-01-17
Laughed my head off
Very funny, deeply sarcastic but lots of love. Lol be nice, very simple message. But don't take the p*ss.
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- Amazon Customer
- 23-08-17
my new testament
does anyone know where I can buy a be nice t shirt? If you like Bill Hicks religious rants, you'll like this!
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- E. Osterberg
- 09-07-20
A great listen and food for thought fir all. but a Scottish Whisky opportunity missed.
Another great Stelfox story but I wondered if when talking about God drinking a 1989 Scottish malt a reference to the angels share would have worked well, now we know who drinks the 10 percent!!
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- Bald and Brave
- 07-02-21
Brilliant plot, very funny, poor narrator.
not convinced as usual by a flat sounding North American narrator. Nonetheless a great plot and as usual the acidic humour of John Niven is 5 star!
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- Anonymous User
- 26-01-19
Brilliant!
John Niven is just the best author, loved this book didn't want it to end.
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- Fire Horse
- 25-06-17
A weekend read/ listen
An excellent story with an engaging narrator. Funny,thought provoking & heartbreaking. Well worth a listen.
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- Anonymous User
- 13-08-18
fantastic, best audio book by far!
Brilliant from start to finish. A book everyone should listing to. highly recommend to anyone
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- MR R L WRIGHT
- 11-06-22
Excellent!!!
One of the best books I've read in years!!!
This should be taught in schools!
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- Andy
- 16-06-22
very good
I have already recommended this to 2 friends and colleagues very funny and well done
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- 08-01-16
Very funny
Would you consider the audio edition of The Second Coming to be better than the print version?
I haven't read the print version.
If you’ve listened to books by John Niven before, how does this one compare?
This is my 1st John Niven book & I shall be listening to more.
Which character – as performed by Nick Landrum – was your favourite?
Jesus Christ of course.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I could have listened in one sitting if I had the time.
Any additional comments?
Very funny, great satire on modern life & particularly religion. Great performance by the narrator except that his Scottish accent for Saint Andrew is atrocious, especially puzzling as the author is himself Scottish. I can only presume he never got to hear the performance himself.
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