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The Twits

By: Roald Dahl
Narrated by: Richard Ayoade
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Summary

Brought to you by Penguin.

Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.

This edition of The Twits, part of The Roald Dahl Classic Collection, is perfect for Dahl fans old and new.

So, enter a world where invention and mischief can be found on every page and where magic might be at the very tips of your fingers . . .

The Roald Dahl Classic Collection reinstates the versions of Dahl’s books that were published before the 2022 Puffin editions, aimed at newly independent young readers.

©2014 Roald Dahl (P)2014 Penguin Audio
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Really good

This is peake entertainment and it’s really good! It could of been a bit longer but it is really good. 6-11 because some littler kids could find it sad that the animals are in cages and are forced to do tricks and birds are cooked but over 6 year olds will be fine.
Deffo recommend.

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twits

great story made me chuckle. great narration . story not too long could listen in one go.

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Haha 😂😂😂😂😂

So haha funny haha I haha can’t haha stop haha laughing
People that love humour like myself should definitely get this book

Peace out 🐅🐅🐅✌️✌️✌️

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I loved it!

I loved it! The narrorater made it alot better with his expression.overall this is a great book and I recommend it also if you liked this book i am almost certain that you will like George's marvellous medicine.😁😁😁

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Great

I love the twits reminded me of when I was a kid too haha great laugh

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Frazer

Frazer is me and it Frazer is not my name by the way I am a kid

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Great story the twits

I loved it so so much it’s creative and funny and animal story’s and i love those type of story’s I think it could of bin a bit longer and you could of said if he escaped the glue or not but over all it was great

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Good book 📚

It was so funny
and great I liked how every word was such a impact to the story

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Great

After watching IT CROWD I was worried his voice wouldn't suit a audio book but boy was I wrong. He reads it in such a manner you can quite literally lay back, close your eyes an find yourself lost in this world.

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The Twits

What an amazing book!🤩 I really recommend it. But now when ever I go past a man with a hairy face I am always suspicious of them. Hope you enjoy the book 📖 .

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