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All I Want for Christmas Is a Faerie Assassin?!

A Modern, Festive Fairy Tale Novella

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All I Want for Christmas Is a Faerie Assassin?!

By: H. L. Macfarlane
Narrated by: Broghanne Jessamine
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She didn’t want to be alone at the most wonderful time of the year. When he shows up, she may decide to rethink that

London, England. Charlotte Connors is tired of asking for a man, only to find coal in her stocking. Emboldened by a little liquid courage, she gives up on Father Christmas and uses her grandmother’s old book to summon a faerie plus-one for the holiday party. But when against all odds it actually works, Charlotte finds herself face-to-face with a foul-mouthed, hungover hitman.

Bain was looking to sleep it off after taking revelling to new heights at the Winter Solstice. Instead, the acerbic assassin is stuck with a naïve, pathetic human who doesn’t even have a target in mind. But since she owes him a favour if he does her bidding, the clever killer strikes a deal that will allow him to finally take revenge for a broken contract.

Though he gets under her skin with each four-letter word, Charlotte can’t help being drawn to her temporary paranormal paramour. But just as Bain starts to fall for the foolish mortal, he discovers the object of his vengeance is her boss.

Can this mismatched pair somehow snowball into happily ever after?

All I Want for Christmas is a Faerie Assassin?! is a cheerful romantic comedy novella. If you like modern takes on folktales, humorous otherworldly fantasies and Yuletide wishes gone crazy then you’ll love H. L. Macfarlane’s festive tale.

Buy All I Want for Christmas is a Faerie Assassin?! for some genuine holiday magic today!

©2019 Macfarlane Lantern Publishing (P)2024 Macfarlane Lantern Publishing
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Amazing

A drunken request for a boyfriend to see her through the christmas and new year period, ends with our female main character falling for the fae who is sent to answer her plea. The assassin sent may not be what she wanted but all fair in love and war. He is the hero at the end.
Well worth the time to read this cute story.

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I want one

When Charlotte make a wish for a boyfriend, an assassin is the last thing she expects to get. The last thing a hungover Bain expects is Charlotte This is a wonderfully quirky read with great characters and a great twist. Perfect paranormal rom com The narration is perfect.

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Who knew assassins could be humourous and quirky?

Talk about a holiday's wish that doesn't quite work the way it was meant to. Charlotte wishes for a boyfriend and ends up with a fairie assassin. Then chaos ensues as the two try to make the best of a weird situation. Throw in some nosey family members, some crazy chemistry and a boss that isn't quite what he seems. A funny, quick listen that is all about not getting what you want but what you need.

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brilliant

A brilliantly written short story from the pen of H L McFarlane and fantastically narrated by Broghanne Jessamine. I truly love these quick listens while working

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