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When the System Administrators arrived on Earth, they forced those of the younger generation into other worlds to fight for multiversal entertainment. Bored of life on Earth, Noah has trained to become one of the chosen. He even had his class all planned out–a Mounted Monster Tamer. But he was never picked. So he put matters into his own hands and volunteered. Arriving in a world thick with jungle and hotter than the most boiling desert, Noah finds himself face-to-face with a kobold, which he proceeds to beat into submission and turn into a minion.

Life has a funny way of throwing a wrench in the spokes. One day I was about to take my hot coworker out to lunch, and suddenly I was struck by lightning and transported to a different world. Crazy how that works. Once I got over my initial shock, I realized that this place was absolutely incredible. Furthermore, all of the adult men were killed in battle just over a year ago. Yes, I was the only guy in town. Destiny’s hero, right? Wrong. Turns out I wasn’t the hero they wanted and prayed for.

Special Agent Duncan Gallant of the CIA is tasked with assassinating Clay Kendrick, a mild-mannered reporter for the Periodic Globe. A list of CIA agents and their aliases has fallen into Kendrick's hands, and he is about to publish it in an act of transparency. Thus, Gallant must also retrieve the list. Publishing it will cost the lives of CIA agents and the good they do in keeping America safe. Making things even more personal, Gallant's name is on that list. Gallant is baffled when hits don't end up working out the way they should.

Bill Baxton is an ordinary high school senior—until he’s summoned into a magical realm by a kingdom in desperate need of a hero. But when the court mage fails to detect Bill’s immense magic, he is cast aside, deemed powerless, and abandoned. Alone in a dark, foreboding forest, Bill discovers his ability to control the elements—earth, wind, and fire. With the help of a small, mysterious fox named Cindy, who later reveals herself as the world’s goddess, Bill sets out on a journey to stop the kingdom from using his magic in a dangerous ritual.

On a cube planet embroiled in magic, monsters, adventure, and sticky buns, a sinister plot sets long time allies on a path of war that can only be stopped by two children who are not as they seem. When Mateo Luna is approached by the mysterious Father Jenkins to attend a school for youngsters with special abilities, he has no idea that life as he knows it will change forever. With his hometown reduced to naught but ashes, Meteo flees north into the Golden Forests of Rodain to attend Father Jenkins' School for the Wayward where he meets Ling, an Elf girl with a hidden agenda.

At a neglected campsite, it's not all s'mores as Rae fights for her wits and morals among testy coworkers, creepy rangers, and tarot cards. Plus, Bash, her nephew, decides to commence his new obsession, hunting werewolves. Meanwhile, her unrequited flame, Stone, secretly arrives, attempting to stop a murder. With the gang all here, they find things not only go bump in the night, but they also howl. Who will make it out alive? Who will succumb to the hungry jaws of a night creature? Only the tolling bell knows.

Kazteen lived a quiet life, hidden in the pages of action novels, where she was always the hero of her own stories. But in reality, she was a lonely librarian, disconnected from the world. That all changes the day she is hit by a bus and wakes up in a void, greeted by a mysterious Goddess named Eve.

Thomas Hitcher never expected to be whisked away from his quiet life in the woods to become a hero in a magical realm. Summoned by a goddess to save a small, dimwitted bunny from a tribe of orcs, Homas quickly learns that this new world is filled with danger—and power. Armed with a magical necklace that grants him incredible strength and speed, Homas faces off against monstrous creatures, ancient guardians, and a growing darkness that threatens to consume not only the world but also himself.

Jeff’s life was always quiet, filled with books, games, and endless routines—until the day he tripped, fell, and died in the most mundane way possible. Waking up in the realm of clouds, Jeff meets Astra, a goddess who offers him an extraordinary choice: start over in a new, magical world. With one request granted, Jeff chooses the power to conjure any potion he desires, and soon finds himself dropped into a land where magic is real, dangers lurk in every shadow, and power is both a blessing and a curse.

In this spooktacular bedtime storybook, Captain Samouflage comes face-to-face with Max Million, a diabolical supervillain / horror movie producer who is a dead ringer for Peter Lorre. Max wants to convert his latest film WHAM! BAM! FRANKENSAM! into a tax write-off. How dare he?! Will he get away with it? No spoilers here. You’ll have to listen to this audiobook to find out! This fractured fairy tale is stuffed with a bazillion horror movie references to roll your eyes and challenge your trivia skills. Capiche?!