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Robert Rankin

Science Fiction & Fantasy | Comedy & Humour | Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

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Robert Rankin describes himself as a teller of tall tales. The Morning Star describes him as 'The Master of Silliness', and his publisher describes him as The Master of Far Fetched Fiction. He is the author of more than thirty novels, of which he has sold millions of copies, and he is published - and making people laugh - around the world. Despite his remarkable publishing success, Robert has never taken himself too seriously. He loves going on tour, signing books for readers, and his appearances at signings and conventions are legendary, often including a stand-up routine, a song (accompanied by his 'air-ukulele'), and an always-entertaining question-and-answer session. Robert Rankin is a great entertainer, whether in person or through his novels, with wit, humour and an incredible personal warmth. But that's not all! In addition to being a talented writer, comedian and musician, he's also an incredible artist . . . so incredible, that he creates his own stunning book covers. Reading his books can and will inspire you, scare you, thrill you and, above all, entertain you. His novels are an outlet for the soul, and food for the imagination. The Brentford Trilogy: The Antipope The Brentford Triangle East of Ealing The Sprouts of Wrath The Brentford Chainstore Massacre Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls Knees Up Mother Earth The Brightonomicon The Armageddon Trilogy: Armageddon: The Musical They Came and Ate Us The Suburban Book of the Dead Cornelius Murphy Novels: The Book of Ultimate Truths Raiders of the Lost Car Park The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived The Trilogy That Dare Not Speak Its Name: Sprout Mask Replica The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag Waiting for Godalming The Witches Trilogy: The Witches of Chiswick Knees Up Mother Earth The Brightonomicon Eddie Bear Novels: The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse The Toyminator Standalone Novels: The Greatest Show Off Earth The Garden of Unearthly Delights A Dog Called Demolition Nostradamus Ate My Hamster Apocalypso Snuff Fiction Web Site Story The Fandom of the Operator The Da-da-de-da-da Code Necrophenia

The Antipope

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The Book of Ultimate Truths

Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1

Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins

Release date: 17-12-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 144 ratings
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The Suburban Book of the Dead

Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3

Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins

Release date: 13-12-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 70 ratings
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They Came and Ate Us

Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2

Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins

Release date: 06-12-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 88 ratings
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Waiting for Godalming

Barking Mad Trilogy 3

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 3

Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins

Release date: 24-10-14

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 58 ratings
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

By: Robert Rankin

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Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins

Release date: 10-10-14

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 116 ratings
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The Brightonomicon

By: Robert Rankin, Neil Gardner, Elliott Stein

Narrated by: David Warner, Rupert Degas, Andy Serkis, Martin Jarvis, Jason Isaacs, Sarah Douglas, Mark Wing-Davey

Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins

Release date: 20-07-19

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 64 ratings
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The Garden of Unearthly Delights

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Length: 10 hrs

Release date: 05-09-14

Language: English

4 out of 5 stars 85 ratings
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Sprout Mask Replica

Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1

Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins

Release date: 07-10-14

Language: English

4 out of 5 stars 93 ratings
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Raiders of the Lost Car Park

Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2

Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins

Release date: 27-12-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 94 ratings
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The Greatest Show off Earth

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins

Release date: 05-09-14

Language: English

4 out of 5 stars 85 ratings
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A Dog Called Demolition

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins

Release date: 05-09-14

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 92 ratings
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Armageddon: The Musical

Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1

By: Robert Rankin

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Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1

Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins

Release date: 26-11-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 172 ratings
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The Brentford Triangle

Brentford Trilogy, Book 2

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Brentford, Book 2

Length: 7 hrs

Release date: 22-10-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 286 ratings
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East of Ealing

Brentford Trilogy, Book 3

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Brentford, Book 3

Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins

Release date: 29-10-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 198 ratings
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The Antipope

The First Part of the Brentford Trilogy

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Andy Greenhalgh, David Gooderson, Robert Rankin

Series: Brentford, Book 1

Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins

Release date: 26-07-06

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 492 ratings
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The Sprouts of Wrath

Brentford Trilogy, Book 4

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Brentford, Book 4

Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins

Release date: 29-10-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 168 ratings
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: uncredited

Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins

Release date: 19-04-06

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 141 ratings
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Apocalypso

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Length: 9 hrs

Release date: 13-11-14

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 86 ratings
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls

Brentford Trilogy, Book 6

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Brentford, Book 6

Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins

Release date: 12-11-13

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 131 ratings
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The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag

Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2

By: Robert Rankin

Narrated by: Robert Rankin

Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2

Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins

Release date: 28-10-14

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 54 ratings
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