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Too Many Fingers in the Dyke

The Seamen Sexology, Book 3

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Too Many Fingers in the Dyke

By: Francois le Foutre
Narrated by: François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Coxswain Trim, Randy Butterbottom, Inèl Ladouche
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Too Many Fingers in the Dyke is the third book in the banned gay pirate romance adventure series The Seamen Sexology.

The Nether Lands is home to fertile bogs and the Great Dyke Army.

When De Cocksdorp's head dyker Joosie Twaat wakes to find her finger has been sloppily inserted in her own now-leaking dyke, François and his crew immediately come to help De Cocksdorp.

But small leaks become large leaks, and large leaks become gushes. And before long, Joosie's gaping dyke threatens to flood the whole town.

©2017 David K. Fried (P)2019 David K. Fried
Historical Humorous Literature & Fiction Fiction Comedy
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