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  • Insane Bastards

  • An Extreme Horror Story
  • By: Wade H. Garrett
  • Narrated by: Tom Beyer
  • Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)

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Insane Bastards

By: Wade H. Garrett
Narrated by: Tom Beyer
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Summary

Two idiots, Leonhard "Rocky" Krauss and Byron "Twig" Schlaeger, escape from a mental institution, Cedar Hill Sanitarium, and go on a murderous rampage. Rocky is a large man suffering from gigantism, and Twig is a foul-mouthed and perverted little person. Separately, they had always been mistreated and bullied, but together, they are unstoppable, unleashing sadistic and barbaric acts of violence on the assholes of society.

Warning! This is an extreme-horror/splatterpunk story that contains adult content, including, but not limited to: profanity, sexuality, brutality, and obscenities. If you're not a seasoned extreme-horror listener, it's highly advised not to embark on this journey. It will save you distress and it'll save me a negative review.

©2017 Wade H. Garrett (P)2018 Wade H. Garrett
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Am I sick? I loved it!

Fantastic! I listened to this book in one sitting. Looking forward to the next instalment.

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Another brilliant story from Wade Garrett.

I’ve listened to quite a few splatter punk/extreme horror titles. This is the first one to make me gag. I had to pull over and collect myself. The descriptive writing is excellent, and the story as always is amazing.

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Brilliant

Great book and narration,love to see this book made into a film. Totally brutal and sick minded story. Love it!

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Sick

If there are any limits for what is considered decent in literature, this piece of work ignores them! Garrett throws every taboo at the listener that he can get away with. Resulting in a listen that will almost make you retch in parts. A real hoot , I can not wait for a sequel or prequal.

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If you’ve got a sick sense of humour, this is for you.

If you liked the saw movies, then this is for you.
Brilliantly thought out. And funny.

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Does not disappoint!

Mr. Garrett's usual theme of extreme gore and blood-soaked torment. Even if you're a seasoned gore/horror fan, this audio book still has many disturbing moments. This is the third audio book I have by wade Garrett, and is by far my favourite, made so by the amazing narrator, he voices each character with their own accent and vocal tones, the main protagonists "twig" and "rocky" sound just as my imagination sounded when I read the book format.

As for content, this is wade Garrett at his best/worst depending on how you view his material, I don't know who rattled his cage before he wrote this, but they sure got him thinking...

if the marquis de sade read this book, he'd think it depraved.

well done, Mr Garrett, another great offering... now... can we get back onto sorting Barry out?

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pfft what can i say.

its awfull its just pure gore porn i even had to stop at one point and question wtf im doing with my life. yet like a car crash i couldn't stop looking. and the narrator i would love to know his thoughts on reading such a book. he was very good though. whilst disgusted i did enjoy it. but be warned its nasty..

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AWESOME but!!!!

There is a lot of genital mutilation but not very often I read or listen to a book that makes me a little queasy so for that commend the writer grim but awesome for those in to the darker side of films it’s for you !!!

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Steady your stomach LOL

I'm not easy to scare or easy to offend by the written word, so for my very first go at a extreme horror/ splatter punk, i researched the marked for the worst/ best one... This book was on the list,..
How to review this book... It certainly deserve full house for being full ( to the brim) with filthy dirty taboo horrible acts... No doubt about that...
But, for me, the kind of.. Almost... Slightly Satirical hint to the story, took away from the otherwise huge impact it would have been, if there had been a more dark serious feeling.
Do NOT misunderstand! This is most certainly not for the faint hearted in any way! Its blood, gore, sex and taboo all the way..

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pointless.

lazy writing, story (if any) goes nowhere. every scene is pretty much the same as the last.

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