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  • Ice Cream = Sex

  • What Your Flavor Says About Your Fantasy, and How to Make It Happen
  • By: Andrew Noske
  • Narrated by: Andrew Noske
  • Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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Ice Cream = Sex

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Summary

Imagine two scoops of laugh-out-loud comedy mixed with one scoop of delicious sexiness and drizzled with thoughtfulness in a coffee table book choc-chip full of beautiful, glossy color photography. Few people are good at expressing themselves and their secret sexual fantasies, but nobody has trouble talking about ice cream! Just like good sex, the book has a wonderful attention to detail, with a section at the end about having the safe sex conversation which you probably wouldn't be expecting from a book that claims to know your sexual desires based on what ice cream you like.

Superficially, Ice Cream = Sex is a comedy, with wildly suggestive comparisons between your choice of toppings and what you might enjoy in the bedroom. It's the perfect gift for a friend to make them blush, or to whip out at a dinner party to make everyone laugh.

At its caramel core, however, any intelligent listener will quickly understand that Dr. Noske is using the playful topic of ice cream as a conversation starter for singles and couples to talk about the topic that most of us are terrible at talking about. Sex. Whatever attracts you to this book, one thing is certain. You'll walk away with a new knowledge of flavors of sex, gelato, froyo and ice cream you've probably never heard of, and you'll probably be hungry to try something new. So ask yourself now. What is your favorite flavor...and what do you think it means about your secret desires.

©2020 Andrew Noske (P)2020 Andrew Noske
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica
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Super important work on sex and life

I never knew I wanted a seductively spoken Australian hilariously discuss the comparison of what your favourite ice cream is and how it relates to your sexual wants, until now.

This book is a light and funny way to bring up a sexual conversation with your partner to help open a dialogue about your sexual desires. I'll be grabbing a HARD copy as well.

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