• Last-Legends News - #100
    Jan 5 2021

    It's the final news bulletin! Join us for all the latest from RAW Legend's Night. Plus, a revelation that will shake the very foundation of this sport. All this, and that's it.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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    20 mins
  • Penultimate-Punch News - #099
    Dec 29 2020

    All the latest from RAW. Plus, we award our prestigious Crunchies - For the year that was (and still continues to be) 2020.

    Why is Alexa Bliss arson about? Who can Keith Lee trust? What did Big E win? All this and not much more tbh.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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    onsuo 2020

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    15 mins
  • Quality-Queen News - #098
    Dec 22 2020

    All the latest from RAW + We award our final Diamond Ratings of the year, for the matches at TLC 2020.

    Did Randy Orton really do a murder? Has WWE made a honey-trap for creeps with the latest Alexa Bliss segment? How many titles does Charlotte have now? All this, and not much more.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

    Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

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    onsuo 2020

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    14 mins
  • Brutal-Burial News - #097
    Dec 19 2020

    All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, we make our predictions for TLC 2020, with Bricayla Spotifee.

    Did Carmella hit Banks with another bottle? What's a Firefly Inferno match? Which end is the head of the table? All this, and some more.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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    onsuo 2020

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    13 mins
  • Peppy-Poetry News - #096
    Dec 15 2020

    The latest headlines from RAW, the recipe for a festive wrestling cocktail + A microdocu-short about the history of steel chairs in professional wrestling.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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    onsuo 2020

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    13 mins
  • Giggly-Game News - #095
    Dec 8 2020

    All the latest from RAW, a micro-documentary on the history of the ladder in professional wrestling, plus a weather report.

    What game is The Fiend playing? Why did Sheamus and McIntyre fight? What's going on with RETRIBUTION? Some of this, and a bit more.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

    Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

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    13 mins
  • Mega-Manipulation News - #094
    Dec 5 2020

    All the latest from NXT, AEW Dynamite and SmackDown. Also, we look at the forgotten War Games match, from 1983. And finally, we check on the wrestling-themed beer we've been brewing.

    Is Roman Reigns manipulating Jay Uso? Which WCW legend showed up in AEW? Impact exists!? All this, and a touch more.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

    Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

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    onsuo 2020

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    14 mins
  • Wicked-Weakness News - #093
    Dec 1 2020

    All the latest from WWE RAW. Plus, part one of our series of TLC-themed micro documentaries. This week - Tables.

    What did Alexa Bliss do to Randy Orton? Who will face Drew McIntyre in a few weeks? Do polar bears feel the concept of grief? Some of that, and a little more.

    The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

    Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

    Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend. Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at kayfabecrunch@gmail.com if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.

    Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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    Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

    onsuo 2020

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    13 mins