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Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 14 hrs and 11 mins
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Summary
What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.
Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care", however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass, and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse Quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity. However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering, and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion". With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.
Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.
Content warning: profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.
The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:
- Jeff Hays - narration, music, and sound design
- Dalton Lynne - editing and proofing
- Griffin Malnar - editing and mastering
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- Ryan Pascall
- 24-05-19
It's just gone too far now.
I've accepted the silly smut from the first 2 books and how women masturbate all the time and demons molest one another but now it's just gone too far. When a character is forcibly raped and spends half the book suffering from PTSD due to it, then accepts a cursed item to become a golem as she hates her own flesh due to what was done to her things have just hit a new low.
I can accept many things in books including rape, murder and torture, but when the aforementioned happens and is made light of I just can't accept it anymore.
I finished the book and can say that, aside from that which I've mentioned, it was pretty good but I don't think I'll read more in the series nor anymore of the authors books.
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- Chuck stuff
- 18-07-19
Is it tasty?
I wasn't sure about these books at the start of the first one as it's something completely different but damn I love them. story is fun, funny, sexy, gory, disturbing and just everything your dark fantasies want.
even got the point now where I ask myself if things look....tasty.
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- Dilbert
- 17-12-18
tasty
another great instalment to the chest series.
a very tasty listen can't wait for the nxt book!!
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- Ho-Man Yau
- 28-10-19
Operation Tasty Cock.
this book was really funny and enjoyable. i couldn't help but laugh at the intelligence of the main character.
I really look forward to the next book in the series.
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- Rod
- 14-06-19
Just as brilliant as the previous two instalments
I love boxy and I love the adventures and mischief this chest gets mixed up in.
Amazing tongue and cheek humour and sarcasm.
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- stephen
- 22-05-19
A fabulously tasty installment of adult fun !
I blame this author for my initial dip in the LitRPG genre several years ago, have a had mixed feelings about the violence and weird sex scenes, however if you look past these elements the narrative wins through, and it is hard to imagine how this story sound without the darker scenes. This third installment continues with more of the same dark black adder-esk humor that you would come to expect from Neven, and long may it continue. Roll on book 4 !
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- Amazon Customer
- 28-01-24
Interesting next chapter
Less Lols more feels.
Still stupid and brilliant.
Jeff hays amazing as always, I’d recommend it
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- s c coggan
- 10-11-23
Fabulous
More quality adventures of Boxxy, more people need to hear this series it is fantastic
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- MR ANDREW J STUBBS
- 03-11-23
just
another great part of the series looks like I'll be getting the rest as need to listen to something funny while driving
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- Steve Beard
- 07-06-23
3 books in!!
This series was suggested to me by a friend and I had no idea what the storyline was other than some sort of D&D fantasy style plot……and well I can’t believe what it’s about and how compelling it’s been to keep me firmly invested and still going on with the series!
I’m so engrossed in the storyline to the point that I’m now really routing for the main protagonist even though you really shouldn’t be……at all!!
Loving it and look forward to volume 4 onwards now.
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