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  • Never Drive a Hatchback to Austria

  • And Other Valuable Life Lessons
  • By: R. A. Dalkey
  • Narrated by: R. A. Dalkey
  • Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
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Summary

If being a grown-up were as simple as holding down a job, buying a reliable car, finding the home of your dreams and living happily-ever-after, there’d be no need for this true story. But our mid-thirties author’s unorthodox approach and complete failure to accept the world as defined by adults was never going to make it quite so straightforward - especially when Brexit threw a spanner in the works.

Set against the backdrop of his ever-swelling grumpiness and the growing realization that he might never actually become a millionaire, this book follows him and his trusty hatchback as they travel from England to Vienna, seizing the chance to live in Europe before it closed to Brits forever. It's a journey that takes him to Cyprus and Venice, Slovenia and Surrey, Belgium and Bonn.

©2018 Richard Asher (P)2019 Richard Asher

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