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Divorced Not Dead
- Narrated by: Lesley Sharp
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Summary
'Hugely relatable!' Heat
Fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Caroline James will love Divorced Not Dead, a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet!
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We’re going to need a bigger drink…
Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.
After leaving Twatface – her husband of twenty years – she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it’s time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.
On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).
However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit – and it really is a bloody jungle out there…
Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?
Or – if there’s any justice in the world – both?
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’Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!’ Louise Pentland
‘A blast!’ Daily Mail
’Defiantly funny – we need more books like this!’ Georgie Hall
‘Sex education was never like this the first time around!’ Julie Ma
‘Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!’ Shazia Mirza
‘A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.’ Platinum
‘Hugely relatable!’ Heat
‘An unfiltered, hilarious book… highly recommend!’ Best
'Funny, frank and loving… Enjoy!' Lesley Sharp
‘Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive…I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling’ Kitty Wilson
‘Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!’ Linda’s Book Bag
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- Susie
- 28-05-24
NEEDS EDITING TO REMOVE COVID & LOCKDOWN REFERENCES - ADDS NOTHING TO STORY. ‘C’ WORD USE OFFENSIVE.
I really don’t want to be reminded of Covid and lockdown! Audible needs a trigger warning! .Fun book but crude language , especially use of the ‘C’ word. Such a shame as the writing is witty, well researched , sweet and insightful, however, badly let down by obscenities throughout.
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- Sarah Sofekun
- 15-03-24
Decent story but annoying narrator
Quite enjoyed the book and the story but the narrator was really annoying so found myself not really liking the main character because of it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-10-23
Loved it!!
Such a great listen! It was funny, sad and entertaining. Loved the narrator felt like she was connected to the main character.
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- Michael Forward
- 11-02-24
Great book
Hilarious and uplifting. Well worth the listen. Some parts hit home. Very well read. Fantastic
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- Wendy
- 10-11-23
Great read
I really enjoyed this book. I liked the reader too. Off to search for more from this author
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- elle
- 09-10-23
funny
Relatable to many and funny . A nice bit of escapism. Frankie is a hoot!
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- Vicki
- 08-03-24
Great refreshing story
Loved it. True to life, honest and funny. A great listen. The narration worked well and I enjoyed the ups and downs of Frankie’s life.
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- Leyla
- 15-05-24
Absolutely brilliant!!
I've never laughed or smiled as much listening to this. It was relatable, felt I was actually there, outstanding, I can't praise this enough. Brilliantly told 👏👏👏
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- S. Install
- 18-10-23
Flippin’ loved it!
Funny, charming, sweary, smart, endearing, though-provoking… and that’s just the central charachter!
This book is an absolute joy to read and I barrelled through it. I love the lightness of tone and the richness of the characters and the descriptions and the insights and the insults and the cultural references and… When is the next one out?
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- Jane
- 04-10-23
Relevant, Realistic, hilarious
Frankie is fifty, feisty and fed-up. With a failed marriage to, "Tw** Face", tucked under the belt of her dungarees, and her adored son in his first term at Uni, Frankie moves out of the family home into the tiny flat above her new business, a quilting shop in Lincoln. Her bestie, Bel, encourages her, over an experimental spliff, to plunge into the weird and dodgy world of internet dating. Whilst navigating these shark, or catfish, infested waters, Frankie, sets up a quilting group, and when a guy named Stefan joins....
This debut RomCom is, I hope, the first of many from Harper Ford. Also, Leslie Sharp's narration is excellent.
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